​A masterlist of terrible Blinx copypasta. This is the worst page on the fansite.

​By an anonymous user on a 4chan thread responding to another user.

​Fuck you faggot. If I ever fucking see you talk shit about Blinx again I'll go to your mother's house and shove a cactus up her vagina. Blinx is fucking great and if you don't like it you have bad taste and are also a fucking retard. Your family must have been inbred to the point of dying off if they birthed something like you. Your shit opinions are so fucking stupid that I reeled from seeing your post. "Blinx a shit"? YOu're fucking shit faggot. Don't ever post here again, in fact don't post anywhere on this website. I fucking hate you.

Do you think I'm trying to stir shit up? Blinx is a fucking brilliant game, in fact, it's one of the best and most innovative games of the 21st century. I bet you probably tried to use a vacuum cleaner on your dick as a teenager and have psychotic rages whenever you think of Blinx's smug face. Blinx is fucking GODTIER in every way and i fucking dare you to say otherwise. Fuck off back to whatever shithole country you come from where shit taste is the norm. Move out of mommys house so you can meet people irl and then noone online will have to hear your fucking stupid opinion

​seenenoughhentai's childhood regrets.

​When I was a kid, I used to be disturbingly obsessed with Blinx the Time Sweeper, which was basically a game about furries with vacuum cleaners, especially the GOD AWFUL sequel. I remember fucking praying to Based God every night to make me into a time sweeper. I fucking slept with the instruction manual for the game. My parents actually had to hold an intervention to stop me from worshiping the damn thing.

This all happened when I was in 5th grade. I didn't have that many friends.​

Last updated on 14 Jan 2023